For reelz ya'll

I can’t make this s**t up.

I was serving a six top in a private room. They had driven more than three hours for dinner because they had heard such great things about us, and I was looking forward to making it a night to remember. Regardless of what that twit who is hawking his book “Waiter Rant” on every co-hosted morning show says, servers really do care about the guest experience. As a side note regarding “Waiter Rant”, I also have never seen or even heard of a server messing with someone’s food as punishment. So relax. We just seek revenge in other ways . . . more