Not too much fallout from last week’s staff introductions, but there was a lot of speculation as to who would be next. Maybe I didn’t get the knife close enough to the bone. Let’s try again.
The 80s Hostess on Blow - This hostess comes to work in bright red tapered-leg suits complete with shoulder pads and a shiny gold belt. The faraway look in her eyes and her slightly behind the beat reaction when speaking to someone actually makes her perfect for our front door, because to the untrained guest it seems as if the restaurant is too busy for her to concentrate on them. People like to eat at busy places. Her hair is long, big, and fried. It completely surrounds her black Ray Bans as she whizzes about town in her 1991 Capri convertible with the vanity plate “ASEXY1.” . . . more
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